If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.
Paging Electric Larry
Four attempts to contact the programmer have failed. Electric Larry is apparently "dancing." A wider net is cast. Suspicious character J"O"S promises remote reinstallation of pseudoneurolinguistic map within the hour. The price is indeed high!
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