Where in the World is the Unit "3000"?

If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.

19.10.06

Where is it?

((routine system check resumes))
in bathroom/kitchen/bedroom/basement/fishtank - GPS accuracy likely to be less than 36%