Where in the World is the Unit "3000"?

If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.

19.10.06

Where is it?

((signal strength gaining))
Q interference by Josh "O" Seagulls from top-secret basement laboratory
Q tampering by x.5 (WWF style)