Where in the World is the Unit "3000"?

If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.

1.1.07

I Know Where the Unit Is

We resort to much older technology which, though not perfect, defies the Unit's ability to undermine. Yes, we will use our eyes now to ascertain its x/y coordinates. We will use echolocation if necessary. We will sniff it out like canine cops. We will wait behind the door and pounce.