If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.
The unit must have dug out its GPS implant with a fork and wired it to its primary base, a mobile cargo locker room. At least we can track the vehicle (and play hilarious pranks like sternly interjecting one or two "recalculating"s directly over Howard's punchline.)
posted by The Devas @ 05:41
If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.
You've been waiting for us. Are we coming? Already here?
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