If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.
The Jessbot 3000's external systems were fully recalibrated yesterday, all set to swelter or have beer spilled throughout! That's the good news. The bad news is that the unit has once again stymied our tracking system and is rumored to have found alternative axes to x/y/z in which to roam.
posted by The Devas @ 21:15
If quanta only manifest as particles when we are looking at them, and they spend the rest of their time as waves, we believe that we can influence the Unit "3000," originally programmed (but woefully insufficient) for intellectualizing entertainment, to "Become" - simply by checking in on it with greater frequency and inappropriate touching.
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